Am I DUMB!?
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or
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am i
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Suffering from SHORT-TERM MEMORY!?
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this conversation explains y...
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during OT today... ...
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Mr Lim: Hello!, i receive a miss call frm this number. may i know where is this place?
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me: oh hi, this is citibank. wan er speaking. sir, thanks for returning my call, its reg to ur acc. so can i have ur ic number so that i can do a quick search in my data?
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Mr Lim: oh..ok..s80XXXXXE.
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me: oh..u r mr lim k** s*****
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Mr Lim: yup yup
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me: ya mr lim..today my purpose of this call is to tell u, citibank has actually selected ur account to participate in this interest-free prog(*i went on and on... telling him abt hw the prog works etc)
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me: ya..so mr lim since i am able to offer u at such a low interest rate and help u save on the interest, allow me to share with u hw much u can tfr, den its up to u to decide if u want to do the tfr. =)
so sir, can i have ur date of birth too?
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Mr Lim: ** June 19** (*the customer jus ans accordingly to wad i asked him)
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me: so mr lim, do u hold any supplementary card in citibank?
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Mr Lim: Nope
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me: ok, so mr lim, today the max amount i can tfr frm ur overdraft and credit card acc is $****.
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Mr Lim: ermx, sry...u are wan er right?
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me: ya...(*i was stil thinking..den? i told u i am wan er...stil ask me again?*)
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Mr Lim: waner, u rmb u call me in the late afternoon today?
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me: *replied in a firm tone*..ya..mr lim, i did call u in the afternoon, den u told me to call u bk half an hr later....den half an hr later i tried to call u ..u did nt pick up the phone right? (*saying it in the way like its his fault*)
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Mr Lim: *replied in a puzzled tone*...eh...ya...i cal u to cal me half an hr later...den half an hr later, u called...ask me to do verification...den u still rmb...u told me i gt 1 visa card and 1 master card..den u say do on master card... .... ....? den u help me proceed with the transaction?
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me: OH! OH! OH! (*eyes opened big!*) yaya...my god!. sry sry mr lim..ya ya...my god!...ya..i ald help u do the transfer this afternoon...eh..ermx...so sry..i made a mistakes..."HA-HA"
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*mr lim was laughing his lungs out...and... i laughed too! but...in a embarrassed tone!*
-DIAOZ! -_-""