Thursday, October 30, 2008
Different frequency. Different interest.
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I'm tired of explaining...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
HURRAAYY!!! ONE MILLION!
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I MADE IT!
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
*Joke of the day!*
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hui lin: ayah.i dunno wad to give melvin for our 1 yr anniversary...
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clara: y u so excited? haha...
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hui lin: cannot meh?...ermx...(*thinking seriously and ignoring clara's qns..*)...maybe i can 送他一个美女？
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me: OH!? 送他一个美女ah? AH! i got a suggestion...i think u might wan to wrap me up intstead?
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*haha!*
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clara: ya lo!...i think hui lin..u can consider wrapping wan er up!
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HA-HA!
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hui lin: -_-"
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.i'm staying away from this man.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
a meet-up session with my 'contract weekender frens'
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as usual...
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went to xin wang cafe at Kovan...
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'Joke' of the day
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Chris: eh, 为什么你不要吃那个青菜？
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Fabian: 因为那个菜不熟。。。
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Chris: oh! den say HELLO! 不是'熟'了咯！
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哈！哈！
Friday, October 24, 2008
I WANA PUT ON B-R-A-C-E-S!
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but...
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Am I DUMB!?
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or
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am i
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Suffering from SHORT-TERM MEMORY!?
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this conversation explains y...
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during OT today... ...
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Mr Lim: Hello!, i receive a miss call frm this number. may i know where is this place?
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me: oh hi, this is citibank. wan er speaking. sir, thanks for returning my call, its reg to ur acc. so can i have ur ic number so that i can do a quick search in my data?
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Mr Lim: oh..ok..s80XXXXXE.
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me: oh..u r mr lim k** s*****
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Mr Lim: yup yup
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me: ya mr lim..today my purpose of this call is to tell u, citibank has actually selected ur account to participate in this interest-free prog(*i went on and on... telling him abt hw the prog works etc)
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me: ya..so mr lim since i am able to offer u at such a low interest rate and help u save on the interest, allow me to share with u hw much u can tfr, den its up to u to decide if u want to do the tfr. =)
so sir, can i have ur date of birth too?
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Mr Lim: ** June 19** (*the customer jus ans accordingly to wad i asked him)
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me: so mr lim, do u hold any supplementary card in citibank?
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Mr Lim: Nope
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me: ok, so mr lim, today the max amount i can tfr frm ur overdraft and credit card acc is $****.
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Mr Lim: ermx, sry...u are wan er right?
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me: ya...(*i was stil thinking..den? i told u i am wan er...stil ask me again?*)
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Mr Lim: waner, u rmb u call me in the late afternoon today?
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me: *replied in a firm tone*..ya..mr lim, i did call u in the afternoon, den u told me to call u bk half an hr later....den half an hr later i tried to call u ..u did nt pick up the phone right? (*saying it in the way like its his fault*)
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Mr Lim: *replied in a puzzled tone*...eh...ya...i cal u to cal me half an hr later...den half an hr later, u called...ask me to do verification...den u still rmb...u told me i gt 1 visa card and 1 master card..den u say do on master card... .... ....? den u help me proceed with the transaction?
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me: OH! OH! OH! (*eyes opened big!*) yaya...my god!. sry sry mr lim..ya ya...my god!...ya..i ald help u do the transfer this afternoon...eh..ermx...so sry..i made a mistakes..."HA-HA"
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*mr lim was laughing his lungs out...and... i laughed too! but...in a embarrassed tone!*
-DIAOZ! -_-""
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Inorder for me to wake up on time on Sat early morning for 'The Firefly Tour', me and jeremy went over to serene hse on Fri's night.
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Was chatting with jeremy in the room till around 1.30 plus, den he said, "waner, i give u 10 mins to slp b4 me, if nt after 10 mins, u hear something, dun blame me".
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i understand wad he was trying to hint, so i forced myself to get to slp.
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WHO KNOWS!
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in the midst of my sleep(ard 2.30am)....
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i HEARD.....
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A FREAKING LOUD SNORING SOUND!
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i woke up due to the loud irritating 'sound', i tried to keep myself calm, cause i assumed that 'sound' wun last for the whole night. As the 'sound' gt louder, i tried to blast my mp3, but it do
NO HELP AT ALL!
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i got out of the room to chat till 4 plus
*which means to say that... i only sleep for less than an hr!*
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THE FIREFLY TOUR
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me and serene*still looks fresh and awake*
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our first stop: Ostrich Farm
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the journey to the Ostrich Farm took ard 2 hrs, i tried to sleep on the bus...
but the chair was too stiff and i keep knocking my head onto the window whenever i started to fall slp! (*yawnz!)
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Ostrich's Egg*
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Ostrich's Eggs*its big!*
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at first, we dare nt feed the ostrich, so we gt jeremy to feed it so that we can take a close pic with the ostrich! =)*
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then julie said, "hey, lets go feed the ostrich, we must at least try"*
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she went to buy the food...*
when the ostrich came to her, she passed the basket of food to me! -_-"
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i tried to stay calm!*anyway, the place stinks...the 'waste particles' from the bird was everywhere!***
our next stop: Fruit Farm*
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i tried to jump for...ermz...more den 20 times? jus to take these pics!HAHA!*no body willing to do this jump with me..cause they wan to 'bao chi xing xiang'!*
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theres were animals in the fruit farm too!*so..is it a botanical garden, zoo or a fruit farm?**
*say cheeze!**
seee...what is the irritating monkey trying to do!?
at first, the monkey was sitting there..so i thought that he was tryin to pose for me to take a photo...so i went near him to take a shot with him.serene suddenly screamed, so once i hear her scream, i ran...*
at last, i stil managed to take a pic with him, but further away *grinz**
our last stop of the day is to watch the FIREFLY!*went to the jetty to take a boat to watch the firefly!anyway ...the fireflies dun fly around! they only stay near the trees and 'bling'?*nt like hw we see it on tv show, where the flies fly around like snow? and we are able to catch it in our hands. haha!*
its an enjoyable trip, jus that it takes a longer time for us to travel from one place to another!unlike spore, the longest journey took us only ard 1 hr?
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*the end* Thursday, October 16, 2008
was surprised that Mr Lim chatted in msn with me today
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ard 5 yrs back, he asked for my number cause...
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i lend him my CHAIR! HAHA!
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the "POWER" of a CHAIR!
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he asked me out for dinner as he want to pass me my last yr christmas present?..LOL!
i find it rather weird, but thanks! i appreciated it =)
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HURRAY!!!
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I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE TRIP ON SAT!
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bye, i'm off to prepare =)
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Darren aka the paperless guy + Xiu Ling + Sean
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LAUGHED AT MY CHINESE TODAY!!!
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no worries!, i'm frm korea...tt explains why i cant even read simple chinese! =)
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Doubts CLEARED, THANKS!
you made my mind up for me.
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I've HEARD ENOUGH...
[*a 'secret' that cant be shared*]
Monday, October 13, 2008
A S.U.P.E.R + D-U-P-E-R TIRING DAY TODAY!
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as per told by MR JAMES TAN on sat night that today leads are new download, the leads would be better, so i dragged myself to wake up on time to go work today....
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after clocking 35 customers, i den realised that...
indeed... today leads are all "NEW DOWNLOAD"!
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CAUSE...
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all these customer are "NEW", most of them upfront rej and nt aware of what is a FUNDS TRANSFER PROGRAMME!
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DUHZ!
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made me so slpy... so i started to slack and went to the ladies more den 10 times today! haha!
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inorder for me to kill my time, i started to call James to disturb him! HAHA!
and then started to disturb Melyvn and Edvin too!
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THE FUNNIEST THINGS ALWAYS HAPPENED ON
ME! -_-""
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me : eh, jeremy! help me to cal one cus leh. the cm want sum1 who can speak malay to talk
to her. the only person who can spk malay in our grp is u..so... PLS!!!
jeremy: wan er, bu yao fan wo..i havent finish clocking my magellan...after i finish clocking 35
den i help u (*saying in a damn reluctant tone)
me : cannot! u no need clock 1 la. u keep walking ard, forever cant finish clocking, dun
even bother to clock la!
jeremy: *gave a damn pissed-off expression*
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in the end jeremy stil help me to cal the cus, cause....hes always that NICE! haha
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after calling the cm, jeremy wrote a post-it slip to me saying...
"ONG WAN ER! WHO SAYS THE CM WANTS SUM1 WHO KNOWS HW TO SPEAK MALAY!?"
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me : eh, jeremy..y the cm rej u?
jeremy: *replied in a damn pissed tone*, "who say the cm wan sum1 to speak in malay to talk to
her!? the cm dun even noe hw to spk malay!
me : UH!? i called the cm...den ask her izit conv to spk to her right nw...
den she asked, 'u spks malay uh?'
den i replied, 'oh, u wan sum1 who spk malay to talk to uh?'
den i THINK she replied a 'ya!', so i called u to help me lo.
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den frm the background all the laughter came in...and i evn heard sum1 saying..."this miss ong is really HOPELESS~!
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H-A-H-A!
(*got it!? cm thought that i am a malay...she dun understand malay...so hope to find sum1 who dun spks malay to talk to her!...)
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JOKE OF THE DAY!
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[ its time to move on! =) ]
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thats what i do when i am too bored in office...
cam-whoring! *grinz*
Saturday, October 11, 2008
came across this song, the lyrics are meaningful =)
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JAMES INGRAM-JUST ONCE
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I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough
'cause here we are back where we were before
seems nothing ever changes
we're back to being strangers
wondering if we ought to stay or head on out the door
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Just once
can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong
why we never last for very long
what are we doing wrong.
just once
can't we find a way to finally make it right
to make the magic last for more than just one night
if we could just get to it
I know we could break through it.
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gave my heart
but I think my heart may have been too much
'cause lord knows we're not getting anywhere
seems we're always blowing
whatever we've got going
and it seems at times with all we've got
we haven't got a prayer....
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Just once
can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong
why the good times never last for long,
where are we going wrong
just once...
can't we find a way to finally make it right
to make the magic last for more than just one night
i know we could break through it
if we could just get to it
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Just once,
I want to understand.....
why it always comes back to goodbye;
why can't we get ourselves in hand
and admit to one another
we're no good without each other
take the best and make it better
find a way to stay together
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i'm hereby to announce....
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MY VIRGIN CLUBBING EXPERIENCE! was a SUCCESS! =)
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how lucky is mr alexander! took the pics with so many gals! =)*its a "weird" combination(officers+admin+reviwer)...but afterall things stil goes well!
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huilin, serene and me!
*"THANKS" to them! tell me tequila shot-no kick! -_-"
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jeremy, serene, me and alexander
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Mr Melyvn Tan Qing Zhu(green pig) and his beloved gf!
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me and the BIAS reviewer!
*only help to slot in paperless for officers that have a SWEET voice! wahaha!
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[face the reality. jus too gd to be true.]
me and serene
Ostrich's Egg
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Ostrich's Eggs
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i tried to stay calm!
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*say cheeze!*
at first, the monkey was sitting there..so i thought that he was tryin to pose for me to take a photo...so i went near him to take a shot with him.
its an enjoyable trip, jus that it takes a longer time for us to travel from one place to another!
*the end* 
cam-whoring! *grinz* +of+IMG_1419.JPG)
how lucky is mr alexander! took the pics with so many gals! =)
